Wallogit.com
2017 © Pedro Peláez
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You know your code works. You know it's flawless., (*2)
Deep down, your colleagues know it too., (*3)
And still, they insist on tests., (*4)
Pesky, annoying unit tests, boring feature tests... Even integration tests - as if that word even means anything., (*5)
Everyone knows it's completely useless. Won't even make production!, (*6)
But for some strange reason they insist on a green bar. And bloody "code coverage" - where do they even find all those words?, (*7)
Obviously, you'd rather tell them your mind. But you also want your code merged into master., (*8)
Here's a tool to help you out!, (*9)
Extend this TestCase and your tests will fail no longer!
If you can't extend, just use the trait to make each AssertEquals pass., (*10)
If you were having trouble with failing tests - they will fail no more., (*11)
Are the bugs solved? No, of course not. But the tests pass! So there!, (*12)
Install with composer require --dev stratadox/pull-request-helper, (*13)