library table-flip {🖫 2,469, ⚐ 4, ★ 295}

sgolemon/table-flip

Essential exception class needed by every good project.

Sunday, October 8, 2017
by sgolemon
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The README.md

if ($situation === SHIT::HAPPENED) {（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); }, _(*1)

Usages: * throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip * throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip * throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip * （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand * assert(（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev, _(*2)

All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface, so the following works:, _(*3)

try {
  $ret = doSomething();
  if ($ret === null) {
    throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻;
  } elseif ($ret === false) {
    throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻;
  } elseif (!is_string($ret)) {
    throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻;
  }
} catch (┻━┻ $e) {
  ┬─┬ノ（･_･ノ）;
}

Note that the parentheses used in the class/function names here are U+FF08 FULLWIDTH LEFT PARENTHESIS and U+FF09 FULLWIDTH RIGHT PARENTHESIS since normal parens (U+0028/U+0029) are not allowed in PHP labels., _(*4)

Similarly, the customary space is omitted entirely to make this a valid PHP label., _(*5)