phpointless/monolol

PSR-3 compliant lol-gger

Monolol

PSR-3 compliant lol-gger, _(*1)

QA

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INSTALLATION

Use composer:, _(*4)

composer require PHPointless/monolol

HOW TO USE IT

Monolol provides a new wrapper handler for Monolog: LolHandler. LolHandler will apply a Lolifier that will do some stuff on records handled by the wrapped handler., _(*5)

For example, we want to randomly shuffle the log message words of all records that will be handled by a Monolog StreamHandler. Here is code that will do the trick:, _(*6)

<?php

use Monolog\Logger;
use Monolog\Handler\StreamHandler;
use Monolol\Handlers\LolHandler;
use Monolol\Lolifiers;

$logger = new Logger('myLog');
$streamHandler = new StreamHandler(__DIR__ . '/monolol.log');

$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Shuffle());

$logger->pushHandler($lolHandler);

$logger->info('My littlest pony');
$logger->error('This burger has no cheese');

AVAILABLE LOLIFIERS

• Blackout: Forgot half the sentence
• Shuffle: Words contained in the record message will be randomly shuffled
• Confuse: This lolifier will change randomly the log level of the record
• GeekTime: Records will be handled only if it's 1:37pm (13:37)
• Hangman: Want to play hangman game while reading your logfiles?
• Hash: Messages will be hashed with a randomly chosen algorithm
• LaMerNoire: Messages will be replaced by the following string: 'La mer Noire'
• Mirror: Messages' content will be reversed (desrever eb lliw tnetnoc egassem sdrocer)
• NotGiveAFuck: Messages having loglevel above INFO will be replaced by the following string: "It seems that your application has encountered an issue. But as we don't give a fuck, we will not tell you what the problem is. Have a good day"
• NyanCat: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!
• Quote: Messages will be replaced by a quote randomly chosen. Quote Lolifier needs a QuoteProvider. Here's an example of how to use it:

$quoteProvider = new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Kadoc();
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Quote($quoteProvider));

If you want quotes from more than one provider, you can use QuoteProviders\Collection:, _(*7)

$quoteProvider = new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Collection();
$quoteProvider->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Kadoc())
              ->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Karadoc())
              ->add(new Lolifiers\QuoteProviders\Kaamelott\Perceval());
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Quote($quoteProvider));

• Warp: Handled records will travel through the Warp
• Yell: TO READ YOUR LOG FILES IN NOISY ENVIRONMENTS
• Yolo: "An error? What are you talking about? There was no error!". All records having loglevel above INFO will not be handled
• Tourette: Monolog is suffering from Tourette's syndrome. This lolifier needs a SwearWordsProvider. Here's an example of how to use it:

$swearWordsProvider = new Lolifiers\SwearWordsProviders\DefaultProvider();
$lolHandler = new LolHandler($streamHandler, new Lolifiers\Tourette($swearWordsProvider));